“Human by Chance, Alpha by Choice” Meme T-Shirt

Get the sarcastic “Human by Chance, Alpha by Choice” wolf t-shirt. Cringe, funny, and ironic – the perfect gag gift or meme tee. 100% cotton, unisex sizes S–XXL.

Unleash your inner alpha… ironically. Our “Human by Chance, Alpha by Choice” T-Shirt with bold wolf print is the ultimate sarcastic meme tee for those who love to joke about cringey motivational slogans. Whether you’re rocking it at a party, gifting it to your funniest friend, or just leaning into wolf-pack energy for laughs, this funny graphic shirt is guaranteed to get reactions.

Crafted from 100% premium cotton, this unisex t-shirt is soft, breathable, and perfect for everyday wear—whether you’re leading the pack or just ironically pretending to.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Bold wolf graphic + “Human by Chance, Alpha by Choice” slogan
  
• Perfect mix of funny, cringe, and sarcastic
  
• 100% cotton for comfort and durability
  
• Unisex sizing S–XXL (fits men, women, and everyone in between)
  
• Ideal gag gift, party shirt, or meme collection piece
  
  
  

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat